Axl and Diana

Take Me Back to the Paradise Island

Take me back to the Paradise Island
Where the gods are Greek
And the girls are stylin
Take me home

Just a pilot flyin’ over the seas
I’m an ace flyboy fellas I don’t tease
But I was trapped by Jerries, cut off at the knees
Themyscira’s queen took me in
Although for them it was a sin

Princess Diana begged her mom
To let me live because I was the bomb
I know it’s ‘cause I am un tres bel homme
Modesty has never been my game
Did I tell ya Colonel Trevor’s my name?

Got shot down over Paradise Island
But they saved my ass
And I came up smilin’
Oh wont you please let me stay, yeah

Let me stay here on Paradise Island
Where the girls wear gowns
And there is no nylon
Let me stay

Talked to the queen and she said men cannot stay
We’ve caused them trouble since the very first day
She told me why the Amazons will be no men’s wives
Hercules bound them and it ruined their lives
Now they come at us with their knives

Get me off of the Paradise Island
Where the girls are fiercer
Than the pimps in Thailand
Take me home, yeah
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Get me away from Paradise Island
Where the girls are cute
But they’re way too violent
Oh wont you please take me home, yeah!

So far away
So far away
So far away
So far away

Back in America, I’m home again
I miss Diana, have to make amends
She said-
You have to leave, we can’t even be friends
I have to see her, have to bring her back
See if I can’t make her a WAC

Going back to the Paradise Island
Bring Diana back
Have her do some filin’
Bring her home, yeah
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Bring her back from the Paradise Island
Bring her to my base
Get the airmen smilin’
Oh won’t you please come back home

Come with me from ole Paradise Island
Where the sea is calm
But your mom I’m rilin
Come on home, yeah

Let me take you from Paradise Island
Back to Man’s World now
The Nazis all sieg-heilin’
Oh won’t you please come on home, home

I wanna go
I wanna go
Oh won’t you please say you’ll go
You’re gonna see
You’re gonna see
Oh won’t you please come with me

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